Dutch Sayings Part III

I know, I don't have it entirely in a small row ( I am a little crazy) and I may be sticking my head in a waspnest (get myself in trouble) because I constantly fall heavily on your stomach ( an unpleasant occurrence) with these sayings. I have a hard head ( doubt) in the fact you may like it, but I laugh myself to cracks (crack myself up) composing this, so you can write it on your bellies (forget it) if you think I will stop, hehe. Maybe it's carrying water to the sea (all in vain) but I am rowing with the oars that I have (make do with what's available) to keep your readership. I may be staying in the monkey (put in an awful spot), wondering what I have hanging off my cap now ( wondering what happened) when my comments go as dead as a worm (lifeless). I will be biting on a little wood (do without) remembering that even a donkey doesn't hit itself twice on the same stone (make the same mistake again). Oh well, when the calf has drowned, one fills up the well (do something about it when it's too late). In which case I might become as meek as a sheep (easy to lead) and a butt-crawler (flatterer in order to gain something, again...pardon my Dutch, haha) and smear honey around your mouth (talk nicely and complimentary) so I come to stand in a good little page (a positive secure position) with y'all again. Contrition comes after the sin (!) and I won't hit good advice in the wind (ignore good advice) again, so I won't be hit with stupidity (totally baffled) over what happened. All silliness on a stick (in seriousness now) you can fall with the door in the house (come to the point right away) for good advice is expensive (not easy to come by), so my posts can be led in good lanes (make sure all goes well). I hope there will be no rooster crowing after this again (it will be forgotten) for the sop is not worth the cabbage (the result is not worth the effort). I am sitting in the well now (be depressed) and prolly wouldn't even laugh seeing the shit crawl up the wall (be negative...yeah, apology again!) by the thought of putting another coin in the sack (add to the existing problem).
Nah, I am holding you in front of the cloth (teasing you) and laughing in my fist (secretly laughing) while writing this post. But I know, who bounces a ball should expect it back (expect a mostly negative reaction on an action). Sigh....!

Ecclesiastes 7:6
For like the crackling of thorns under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool. This also is vanity.